1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:02,103 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:04,305 CARLOS NEEDED TO MAKE A CHANGE. 3 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:08,209 I AM MISERABLE AT WORK. I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 4 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,778 ORSON SENT THE POLICE AN ANONYMOUS TIP. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,746 GOT A FEELING ABOUT THIS. 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,615 ENOUGH OF A FEELING TO GO DIG UP A CONSTRUCTION SITE? 7 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:17,751 MIKE PROTECTED RENEE... 8 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,453 HE IS A GOOD MAN. 9 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:22,090 BUT HE PAID THE PRICE. 10 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,532 (Mary Alice) EVERY DAY ON WISTERIA LANE, 11 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,203 WOMEN FACE THEIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS... 12 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:39,840 LIKE A PAPERBOY WHO'S OFF THE MARK... 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,411 (beeping) AN APPLIANCE THAT'S OUT OF WHACK... 14 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:49,850 OR A REPORT CARD THAT'S BELOW PAR. 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,786 THESE EVERYDAY PROBLEMS CAN SEEM LIKE 16 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,356 MATTERS OF LIFE AND DEATH. 17 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,292 I'VE TOLD YOUR PAPERBOY TEN TIMES-- 18 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:01,362 THE FLOWER BED SPRINKLERS GO ON AT 6:00 A.M. SHARP. 19 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,132 (gunshot, tires peal) 20 00:01:04,132 --> 00:01:05,333 (beep, phone clatters) 21 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:06,834 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN CALL HIM A REPAIRMAN 22 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,869 IF AFTER HE VISITS, THE THING IS NOT REPAIRED. 23 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,338 (gunshot, tires peal) 24 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:11,339 (beep) 25 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:13,874 AND GET THIS, CARLOS. HER MATH TEACHER WROTE, 26 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,810 "THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN HER ARITHMETIC IS HER ATTITUDE." 27 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,779 (gunshot, tires peal) 28 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,215 (beep) 29 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:25,253 BUT THEN SOMETHING TRULY HORRIBLE COMES ALONG... 30 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:31,725 AND WE RUSH TO HOLD ON TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS... 31 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,760 (exhales deeply) 32 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,528 (Susan crying) 33 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:35,763 MIKE! 34 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,167 BEFORE IT'S GONE FOREVER. 35 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,850 WHEN A LOVED ONE DIES, 36 00:01:56,884 --> 00:02:01,222 CERTAIN DECISIONS HAVE TO BE MADE. 37 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,826 A COFFIN MUST BE SELECTED. 38 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,799 A HEADSTONE MUST BE PICKED. 39 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,706 CLOTHES MUST BE CHOSEN. 40 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:21,409 PREPARING A BODY FOR BURIAL 41 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,278 IS NEVER AN EASY THING TO DO... 42 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,746 (police radio chatter) 43 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:30,684 BUT UNEARTHING ONE CAN BE EVEN HARDER. 44 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,820 (police radio chatter) 45 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:36,457 HEY! I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING. 46 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:46,900 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 47 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,738 YOU LOOK HANDSOME. 48 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,373 WHAT'S THAT UNDER YOUR SHIRT? 49 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:56,244 MY LITTLE TRIBUTE TO MIKE. 50 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,247 HE WOULD'VE LOVED THAT. 51 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,316 HE WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ME 52 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,885 TO GO TO INDIANAPOLIS FOR A GAME. (chuckles) 53 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,389 AND I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A BIG EXECUTIVE, 54 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,692 HELPING RICH PEOPLE GET RICHER. 55 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,261 THAT'LL BE A... 56 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:15,729 GREAT EULOGY SOMEDAY, HUH? 57 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,469 IS THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING TO QUIT YOUR JOB AGAIN 58 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,437 SO YOU CAN BE AN UNDERPAID COUNSELOR? 59 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:26,006 I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS, AM I? 60 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,741 WHAT A DIFFERENCE IT WOULD MAKE IN MY LIFE 61 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,810 IF I FELT LIKE I WAS HELPING PEOPLE. 62 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,779 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NEVER GONNA UNDERSTAND IT, AND I ALSO 63 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,714 DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS TODAY. 64 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,384 BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD, 65 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,718 AND HE DIED TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE, 66 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,354 SO IF YOU ASK ME, IT KIND OF SEEMS LIKE 67 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,291 THE PERFECT DAY TO TALK ABOUT IT. 68 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,895 THIS ONE? 69 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,697 SURE. 70 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,833 UM, SHOES? 71 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,669 YOU PICK. 72 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:58,306 (doorbell rings) 73 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,376 HI, REVEREND. 74 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,312 HELLO, JULIE. 75 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,681 (door closes) SUSAN. 76 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,419 I, UM, WANTED TO SHOW YOU 77 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:14,388 A... ROUGH DRAFT OF MIKE'S FUNERAL SERVICE. 78 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:15,856 IT'S WHAT WE DISCUSSED-- 79 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,359 A STANDARD EPISCOPALIAN CEREMONY. 80 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:21,429 I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE. 81 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:30,638 UM, JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU'D LIKE TO ADD ANYTHING 82 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,673 TO MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE PERSONAL. 83 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,642 READINGS, FOR EXAMPLE. 84 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,644 DID HE HAVE ANY FAVORITE POEMS? 85 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,679 ANY FAVORITE WRITERS? 86 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:45,018 MIKE REALLY WASN'T MUCH OF A READER. 87 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,787 THAT'S FINE. 88 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:51,359 WERE YOU PLANNING ON SAYING SOMETHING DURING THE SERVICE? 89 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,796 LIKE WHAT, "I WISH SOMEONE HADN'T MURDERED MY HUSBAND"? 90 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,732 MOM... 91 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,370 HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP. 92 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,972 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 93 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,375 I JUST, UH... 94 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:11,912 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH. 95 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:16,784 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT KIND OF MAN MIKE WAS... 96 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:22,590 WHAT KIND OF FATHER AND HUSBAND AND FRIEND HE WAS. 97 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,692 I JUST... 98 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,694 NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO SUM UP HIS LIFE 99 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:30,831 BEFORE HE WAS... DONE LIVING IT. 100 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:40,674 IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 101 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,076 (scoffs) 102 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,745 PLEASE, REVEREND, 103 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:48,015 IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT I KNOW FOR SURE AT THIS MOMENT, 104 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,584 IS THAT... 105 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,920 NOTHING IS EVER GOING TO BE OKAY AGAIN. 106 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,029 (car door opens and closes) 107 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,101 (car door closes) 108 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:10,671 HEY. 109 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,440 HEY. 110 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,142 HOW'S SUSAN HOLDING UP? 111 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,612 SHE'LL BE REALLY GLAD YOU CAME. 112 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:19,947 I CAUGHT THE FIRST FLIGHT AFTER YOU CALLED ME. 113 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,082 I'M JUST, UH... 114 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,684 I'M STILL IN SHOCK. 115 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,119 YOU KNOW WHAT I KEEP THINKING ABOUT ALL MORNING? 116 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,791 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU, ME, MIKE, AND SUSAN 117 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,527 RENTED THOSE CABINS BY THE LAKE? 118 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,962 OH, NO. THE PONTOON BOAT? 119 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,865 YEAH, THE PONTOON BOAT WITH THE BROKEN GAS GAUGE. 120 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,700 AND I KEPT TELLING EVERYBODY, "DON'T WORRY. 121 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,002 THEY'LL COME LOOKING FOR US." AND THEN THE SUN STARTED TO GO DOWN. 122 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,837 WHO KNEW MIKE WAS SUCH A GREAT SWIMMER? 123 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:46,540 I KNOW. IT WAS HALF A MILE TO SHORE, AT LEAST, IN COLD WATER. 124 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:49,677 HE WAS AN AMAZING GUY. 125 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,548 (crying) I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NEVER GONNA SEE HIM 126 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,551 WALK OUT OF THAT HOUSE AGAIN. 127 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:00,854 (sniffles) 128 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,527 (exhales deeply) 129 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,862 (sniffles) I'M SORRY. 130 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,632 I'VE BEEN DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB KEEPING IT TOGETHER 131 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:12,700 UNTIL NOW. 132 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,669 I'M SO SORRY, LYNETTE. 133 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,738 HE REALLY SEEMED LIKE A GOOD GUY. 134 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,608 YEAH. HE WAS A GREAT GUY. 135 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,845 WELL, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING. 136 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,915 HEY. 137 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,917 YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH US TO THE CHURCH? 138 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:38,526 NO. I STILL HAVE TO GET READY. 139 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,061 SO YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 140 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,898 HEY, BREE. 141 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,835 OH. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT TO THE FUNERAL. 142 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,970 UH, ACTUALLY THAT'S WHY I WAS COMING OVER. 143 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,839 I'M NOT GOING TO THE FUNERAL, 144 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,808 SO COULD YOU PLEASE TELL SUSAN HOW SORRY I AM? 145 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,010 YOU HAVE TO BE THERE. THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS GOING. 146 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,012 UH, YEAH, AND THEY'LL ALL BE THINKING, 147 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,914 "THERE'S THE WOMAN THAT MIKE WAS PROTECTING 148 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,883 "WHEN HE BEAT UP THAT LOAN SHARK. 149 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,552 SHE'S THE REASON HE'S DEAD." 150 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,619 RENEE-- 151 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,987 MIKE STUCK HIS NECK OUT FOR ME, 152 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,622 AND NOW SUSAN'S A WIDOW, 153 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,991 AND A 9-YEAR-OLD KID HAS TO GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER. 154 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,594 LOOK, I KNOW YOU FEEL AWFUL ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, 155 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,696 BUT TODAY IS ABOUT HONORING MIKE. 156 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,666 YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE THIS ABOUT YOUR GUILT. 157 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,301 (sighs) 158 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,571 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 159 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,272 BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT, 160 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:26,974 AND IT'S ANNOYING. 161 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,009 COME ON. 162 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,311 GO GET CHANGED, AND I WILL SAVE YOU A SEAT. 163 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,313 UGH. I REALLY HATE TODAY. 164 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,649 ME, TOO. 165 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,684 (car door slams) 166 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,251 MRS. VAN DE KAMP? 167 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,119 CAN I HELP YOU? 168 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:42,289 I'M DETECTIVE HEREDIA, FAIRVIEW P.D. 169 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,325 OH. UH, IF THIS IS ABOUT MIKE DELFINO'S MURDER, 170 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,595 I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP, BUT... 171 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,030 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M ON MY WAY TO HIS FUNERAL. 172 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,700 ACTUALLY, WE ALREADY MADE AN ARREST IN THAT CASE. 173 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,267 THANK GOD. 174 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,603 I'M HERE ON AN UNRELATED MATTER. 175 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,771 IT'S A MISSING PERSONS INVESTIGATION. 176 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,272 OH? 177 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,642 YEAH, I'D LIKE YOU TO COME DOWN AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. 178 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,677 NOW? 179 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,278 PLEASE. 180 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,360 AS SHE ARRIVED AT MIKE DELFINO'S FUNERAL, 181 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:24,932 GABY CONSIDERED WHAT HER FRIEND SUSAN MUST BE GOING THROUGH. 182 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:29,937 AFTER ALL, MIKE WAS THE LOVE OF SUSAN'S LIFE, 183 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,806 AND THAT GOT GABY THINKING 184 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,342 ABOUT THE LOVE OF HERS. 185 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,949 (giggles) 186 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,818 SO... (sighs) WHAT DO YOU THINK? 187 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:48,188 A LOT OF THINGS. 188 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,290 MOST OF THEM OBSCENE. 189 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,458 (laughs) I LIKE IT, TOO! 190 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:55,295 IT'S ROYAL WEDDING WITH JUST A HINT OF SLUT. (giggles) 191 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,864 SO... HOW MUCH? 192 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,132 WHO CARES? YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR, 193 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,902 AND YOU ARE GETTING THIS. 194 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,872 (giggles) 195 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:08,141 $12,000? DIOS MIO. 196 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:11,244 WE DIDN'T EVEN PAY THIS MUCH FOR OUR FIRST HOUSE. 197 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,246 YEAH, WELL, HOW MUCH CAN MUD AND STRAW COST? 198 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,281 LADIES. 199 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,050 (sighs) WE ARE HAVING A NICE TIME. 200 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,820 LET'S TRY AND KEEP IT THAT WAY. 201 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,856 NOW BE HONEST, MAMA. DON'T YOU LIKE THE DRESS? 202 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,827 DOES IT ONLY COME IN WHITE? 203 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:31,865 I'M JUST SAYING, SHE'S NOT FOOLING ANYBODY. 204 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,134 WELL, I THINK SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 205 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,736 WE'LL TAKE IT. 206 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,070 NO. 207 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:40,040 I WILL NOT LET YOU SPEND MONEY LIKE THAT. 208 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,242 UH, COULD YOU GIVE US A MOMENT? 209 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,816 UGH. 210 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,017 (Carlos) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 211 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,020 SHE LOVES THE DRESS, AND YOU KEEP INSULTING IT. 212 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,188 YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, CARLOS? 213 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,257 THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. 214 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,994 YOU GIVE IN TO HER WITH THIS DRESS, SHE'LL BLEED YOU DRY. 215 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:04,798 TRUST ME. THAT WOMAN IS A GOLD DIGGER. 216 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,900 (whispers) HIT HER, CARLOS. HIT HER. 217 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,869 (clears throat) MAMA, 218 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,771 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, 219 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,808 BUT IF YOU SAY ONE MORE CRITICAL THING ABOUT GABY, 220 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,910 DON'T BOTHER COMING TO OUR WEDDING. 221 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:20,113 UNDERSTOOD? 222 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,784 WELL, I GUESS YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE. 223 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:27,020 I JUST HOPE SHE REALIZES HOW LUCKY SHE IS. 224 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,822 MM. NO. 225 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,758 I AM THE LUCKY ONE. 226 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:33,126 I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE HER, 227 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,864 AND WHEN SHE SMILES AT ME, YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON IT. 228 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,967 SO I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO WORK 229 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,069 20 HOURS A DAY TO KEEP HER HAPPY. 230 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,938 I'LL DO IT. 231 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,140 (inhales deeply) 232 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,776 CARLOS, SWEETIE, 233 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:52,479 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE THIS DRESS POP IS... 234 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,981 OH. 235 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,515 NO, I SHOULDN'T. 236 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,785 TELL ME. WHAT? 237 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,919 WELL, IT'S PROBABLY TOO MUCH, 238 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,022 BUT A PAIR OF DIAMOND EARRINGS? 239 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,157 THEN OUR NEXT STOP IS A JEWELRY STORE. 240 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,293 (giggles and squeals) 241 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,063 MM. 242 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,837 HEY. WHAT ARE THOSE STAINS ON THE LIVING ROOM RUG? 243 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,239 THE GREEN IS JUANITA'S PUKE, THE YELLOW IS CELIA'S PUKE, 244 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,041 AND THE RED IS MY MERLOT. 245 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,176 SINCE WHEN ARE YOU DRINKING WINE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON? 246 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,879 SINCE THE GIRLS STARTED PUKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON. 247 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,114 (bell dings) 248 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,817 YOUR SOUP IS COMING, JUANITA! 249 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,984 (air horn blows) 250 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,920 YES, CELIA, YOURS, TOO! 251 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,121 (sighs) 252 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,858 HERE. MY SHIFT IS OVER. 253 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,459 NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. I CAN'T, GABY. NOT TONIGHT. 254 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,028 WHY NOT? I'VE BEEN WITH THEM 255 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,830 SINCE THEY GOT THE STUPID STOMACH FLU. 256 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,865 I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN FOUR DAYS. I NEED A BREAK, CARLOS. 257 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,567 TOMORROW MORNING, TEN CLIENTS FROM JAPAN ARE FLYING IN, 258 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,437 AND IN ORDER FOR ME TO WIN THEIR GIANT ACCOUNT, 259 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,638 I HAVE TO WOW THEM WITH 260 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,241 A PowerPoint PRESENTATION THAT I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET. 261 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,977 ALL I HEAR IS "BLAHBETY-BLAH. JAPAN. BLAHBETY BLAH." 262 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,246 I NEED A MASSAGE. (bell dings) 263 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,581 OH, MY GOD. NOT AGAIN. 264 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,952 EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS, AN ANGEL DOES NOT GET ITS WINGS. 265 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,854 A CHILD ALMOST GETS HIT! 266 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,022 IT'S JUST ENDLESS. 267 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,891 IF SOMETHING ISN'T COMING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS, 268 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,592 IT'S COMING OUT OF THEIR BUTTS. 269 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,561 EVERY OPENING IS ON FULL SERVICE. 270 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,563 I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I'M STARTING TO LOSE MY MIND! 271 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,597 OKAY. 272 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,698 OKAY. 273 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,002 GO GET YOUR MASSAGE. I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM TONIGHT. 274 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,571 WHAT ABOUT JAPAN? 275 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,040 THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT. 276 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:30,010 I TOLD YOU I WOULD ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOU. 277 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,078 (kiss) 278 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,947 GO. GO GET YOUR MASSAGE. 279 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,951 HEY, GIRLS! DADDY'S HOME! I GOT YOUR SOUP! 280 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,887 (knock on door) 281 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,554 (singsongy) SURPRISE TACO VISIT. 282 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,157 (normal voice) DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. THAT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM. 283 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,494 HEY, BABE, I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 284 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,496 WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF? OBVIOUSLY NOT SHAVING 285 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,398 OR PUTTING ON DEODORANT. YOU LOOK LIKE A TERRORIST. 286 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,100 CAN YOU PLEASE JUST COME BACK LATER? 287 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,102 OKAY. I MEAN, 288 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,637 I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER, BUT FINE. 289 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,107 I'LL JUST LEAVE THESE FOR YOU. 290 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,009 (Carlos sighs) 291 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,176 MIKE? 292 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,013 HEY, GABY. 293 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,148 SO MIKE GETS TO COME VISIT, BUT NOT ME? 294 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,084 MIKE IS JUST BEING A FRIEND. HE GETS WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH. 295 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,585 AH, I DID MY OWN LITTLE STINT IN REHAB. 296 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,087 I KNOW HOW HARD THIS CAN BE. 297 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,157 RIGHT. WHAT DO I KNOW? I'M ONLY HIS WIFE. 298 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,560 (sighs) 299 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,998 GABY. GABY, WAIT. 300 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,467 HE'S A LITTLE ON EDGE RIGHT NOW. CUT HIM SOME SLACK. 301 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,569 YOU THINK I CAME HERE TO GIVE HIM A HARD TIME? 302 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,604 I JUST WANT TO BE HERE FOR HIM. 303 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,373 YEAH, BUT YOU BEING HERE JUST REMINDS HIM 304 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,575 HOW HE'S MESSING EVERYTHING UP. HE FEELS LIKE HE'S FAILING YOU. 305 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,611 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S PUSHING YOU AWAY? 306 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,948 HE CAN'T STAND YOU SEEING HIM LIKE THIS, 307 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,416 AND FRANKLY, I THINK HE'S A LITTLE SCARED. 308 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,085 OF WHAT? 309 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,520 HE'S ALWAYS PROVIDED FOR YOU, 310 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,522 AND IF YOU THINK HE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE, 311 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,458 HE'S AFRAID YOU MIGHT LEAVE HIM. 312 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,568 MIKE WAS A GOOD MAN... 313 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,072 AND SO ARE YOU. 314 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,342 YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR JOB. 315 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,477 WHAT? BUT YOU SAID THAT-- 316 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,379 I WAS WRONG. 317 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,447 IF BEING A COUNSELOR'S GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY, 318 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,516 THEN THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 319 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,429 AS LYNETTE LOOKED AT A WEDDING PHOTO 320 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,631 OF SUSAN AND MIKE, 321 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,502 SHE THOUGHT ABOUT THE TRAGIC END OF THEIR MARRIAGE, 322 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:40,540 AND THAT STARTED HER THINKING ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF HER OWN. 323 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,078 OH, I GOT THIS. 324 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,314 NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. I GOT IT. (chuckles) 325 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,248 WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY? 326 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,584 NO, BECAUSE I ASKED YOU OUT. IT'S ONLY FAIR. 327 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,553 LET ME GET IT. 328 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,555 NO. NEXT TIME. 329 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,724 NEXT TIME? 330 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,027 YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT ON A SECOND DATE? 331 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,763 ABSO-TIVELY. 332 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,199 OKAY, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW I HAVE A 3-DATE RULE 333 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,601 BEFORE I EVEN CONSIDER SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE. 334 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,203 (chuckles) 335 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,273 FOR THE RECORD, I WASN'T, UH, EXPECTING ANYTHING. 336 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,276 THAT SAID, IF YOU TAKE ME OUT FOR COFFEE NOW, 337 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,246 I WOULD BE WILLING TO CONSIDER THAT A SECOND DATE. 338 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,248 AND WHAT IF AFTER THAT, I OFFERED YOU 339 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,317 HALF THE CANDY BAR I HAVE IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT? 340 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,187 WOULD THAT COUNT AS A THIRD DATE? 341 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,321 (chuckles) 342 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,557 LET'S HAVE THE COFFEE FIRST 343 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,725 AND SEE HOW IT GOES, SHALL WE? 344 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,662 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 345 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:39,499 (chuckles) SO DO WE NEED TO TELL H.R. ABOUT THIS? 346 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,401 WHY WOULD WE? 347 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,236 WELL, I THINK THEY WANT TO KNOW 348 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,305 WHEN EMPLOYEES GET IN A RELATIONSHIP. 349 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,474 TOM, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP THING. 350 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,476 I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 351 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,679 LOOKING FOR A RING AND KIDS AND A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS. 352 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,582 ALTHOUGH I AM KIND OF PARTIAL TO WHITE PICKET FENCES. 353 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,617 YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYBODY OUT THERE 354 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,552 WHO CAN MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 355 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,421 NOT FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS. 356 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,591 I HAVE THIS WHOLE PLAN WHERE I BECOME VICE PRESIDENT. 357 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,194 OF THE UNITED STATES? 358 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,695 (laughs) 359 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,798 I MEANT THE COMPANY, BUT WE'LL SEE. 360 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,405 OKAY. CAN I LOOK NOW? MY BACK IS ACHING, 361 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,374 MY ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN, AND YOUR HANDS SMELL LIKE CHEESE. 362 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,210 (laughs) 363 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,577 (gasps) TA-DA! 364 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,180 WHAT IS THIS? 365 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,316 IT'S YOUR DREAM HOUSE. 366 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,351 SOMEONE ALREADY BOUGHT IT. 367 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,454 YEAH, I DID, FOR YOU. 368 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,522 OW! 369 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,623 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 370 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,258 YOU DON'T JUST BUY SOMEONE A HOUSE. 371 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,760 THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE BEING DREAM HOUSES. 372 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,163 NO, YOU STILL SHOULD'VE CONSULTED ME. 373 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,465 THIS IS A DECISION WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE TOGETHER 374 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,666 AND... (inhales sharply) OW! 375 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,301 OH, CRAMP. OH, MY FOOT. 376 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,569 HERE. SIT DOWN. OKAY. 377 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,238 SIT DOWN. 378 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,372 (groans) HERE. 379 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,174 WHERE IS IT? RIGHT THERE? RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. 380 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,575 (sighs) 381 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,210 COME ON. 382 00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,213 ADMIT IT. THIS IS KIND OF NICE. 383 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,182 YEAH, IT'S NICE, 384 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,184 BUT... 385 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,186 I HAVE CERTAIN THINGS I WANT IN A HOME. 386 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,156 I KNOW. LIKE A-A TREE HOUSE FOR THE TWINS TO PLAY IN. 387 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,191 THERE'S THE PERFECT TREE FOR IT. 388 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,292 AND AN HERB GARDEN-- 389 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,727 THERE'S A GREAT SPOT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE. 390 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,230 AND OF COURSE, 391 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,333 YOUR WHITE PICKET FENCE, JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT. 392 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,305 WAIT. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A WHITE PICKET FENCE. 393 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,340 SURE, YOU DID. ON OUR FIRST DATE. 394 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,242 YOU SAID YOU WERE A SUCKER FOR A WHITE PICKET FENCE. 395 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,411 THERE'S NO WAY I SAID THAT ON OUR FIRST DATE. 396 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,314 YOU DID. I REMEMBER, BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU SAID IT, 397 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,883 I GOT THIS IMAGE OF US SITTING ON OUR PORCH, 398 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,719 WATCHING OUR KIDS PLAY WHILE WE DRINK LEMONADE 399 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,189 AND LOOK OUT OVER OUR WHITE PICKET FENCE. 400 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,194 YEAH, THIS DOES SEEM LIKE A NICE PLACE. 401 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,662 (birds chirping) 402 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,431 I'M SORRY I DID THIS WITHOUT YOU, 403 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,666 BUT I KNEW, 404 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,336 WHEN I SAW THIS HOUSE, THAT YOU WOULD LOVE IT. 405 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,373 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE. 406 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,211 MM. 407 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:04,877 MM. 408 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,713 MM. 409 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,914 OW! 410 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,216 (chuckles) 411 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,586 (grunts) 412 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,657 HERE. THESE ARE YOURS, TOO. AH. 413 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,627 THANKS. UM, DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THE PORTABLE CD PLAYER? 414 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,894 THE ONE I USE WHILE I'M COOKING? 415 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,963 HOW ELSE AM I GONNA PLAY MY CDs? 416 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,433 YEAH. SURE. TAKE IT. 417 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,900 OKAY. THANKS. 418 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,239 (door opens and closes) 419 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,873 HOW YOU DOING? 420 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,376 GREAT. IT'S ALL THE FUN OF A GARAGE SALE 421 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,245 WITHOUT MAKING ANY MONEY 422 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,281 AND ONLY GETTING RID OF STUFF YOU REALLY LIKE. 423 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,849 WHY AREN'T YOU FIGHTING HARDER? 424 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,884 IT'S JUST A CD PLAYER. 425 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,953 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE. 426 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,456 LYNETTE, YOU KNOW ME. 427 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,858 I HATE TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF, BUT EVERYBODY ON THE STREET 428 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,894 KNOWS YOU AND TOM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER. 429 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,996 I DON'T KNOW. 430 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,931 AT THIS POINT, THERE'S SO MANY BAD FEELINGS, 431 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,000 I THINK TIME APART WILL HELP US. 432 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,436 IT WON'T. 433 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,837 (suitcase thuds) 434 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,005 (sighs) 435 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,874 I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. ALL RIGHT, I KNOW HOW IT GOES. 436 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,941 EACH OF YOU WAITING FOR THE OTHER ONE 437 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,978 TO ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG, BEG TO BE TAKEN BACK. 438 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,013 THE PROBLEM IS, THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE WAITING, 439 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,015 YOU'RE JUST GROWING FURTHER APART. 440 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,318 BUT YOU AND SUSAN GOT BACK TOGETHER. 441 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,987 AND I KICK MYSELF EVERY DAY FOR LETTING IT TAKE SO LONG. 442 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,456 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, 443 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,892 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. 444 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,827 I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. 445 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,862 I'M TOO ANGRY. 446 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,931 AND ONE DAY YOU WON'T BE. 447 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,966 I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 448 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,436 FOR EITHER ONE OF YOU. 449 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,343 DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU, HONEY. 450 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,143 WHAT? 451 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,513 TOM, SHOWING UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. 452 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,582 IT'S FINE. 453 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,884 I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA LAST THAT MUCH LONGER. 454 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,653 YEAH? YOU HEARD SOMETHING? 455 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,457 NO, I DECIDED SOMETHING. 456 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,767 BREE VAN DE KAMP FOUND HERSELF HELPLESS 457 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,002 IN THE FACE OF A POWERFUL MAN. 458 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,839 AND THIS GOT HER THINKING 459 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,543 ABOUT THE WAYS SHE'D HANDLED POWERFUL MEN BEFORE 460 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,579 AND HOW SHE'D LEARNED TO DO IT. 461 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,653 BREE. 462 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,555 WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? 463 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,590 HONEY PECAN PIE. 464 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,425 IT'S YOUR FATHER'S FAVORITE. 465 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,726 CAN I HELP? 466 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,694 PIE'S DONE, 467 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:38,698 BUT I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE WHIPPED CREAM. 468 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,869 OF COURSE THERE'S SO MANY THINGS 469 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,837 I SHOULD PROBABLY TEACH YOU FIRST. 470 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,506 LIKE WHAT? 471 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,810 LIKE... HOW TO BE A WOMAN. 472 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:55,548 THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON I CAN PASS DOWN. 473 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:59,719 AS THE CREAM THICKENS, YOU WHIP IT A LITTLE FASTER, OKAY? 474 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,389 DON'T I BECOME A WOMAN JUST BY GETTING OLDER? 475 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,456 OH, NO, BREE. 476 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,393 THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND, 477 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,528 BUT... 478 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,664 I THINK YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO LEARN ABOUT THE MASK. 479 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,466 THE MASK? 480 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,702 IT'S WHAT MY MOTHER CALLED IT. IT'S THE FACE YOU WEAR 481 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,938 WHEN YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING. 482 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,409 ALL WELL-BROUGHT-UP WOMEN CONCEAL THEIR EMOTIONS. 483 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,745 IT'S VERY USEFUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING WITH MEN. 484 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,946 WHY? 485 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,949 WELL, IF A MAN KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 486 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,718 IT GIVES HIM POWER OVER YOU. 487 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,554 FOR EXAMPLE, 488 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,424 IF A MAN KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM, 489 00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,926 HE'LL TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED. HE'LL HURT YOU-- 490 00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,429 CARELESSLY, 491 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,664 CRUELLY, 492 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,698 CONSTANTLY. 493 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:46,599 (plop) 494 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,936 DOES DADDY KNOW THAT YOU LOVE HIM? 495 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,672 YES. I HAVE TOLD HIM REPEATEDLY 496 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,807 THAT I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM. 497 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,510 IF YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH HIM, 498 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,646 WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIS FAVORITE PIE? 499 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,648 BECAUSE AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS, 500 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,850 I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO WEAR MY MASK. 501 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,620 SO NOW I MUST DO THINGS TO DISTRACT DADDY. 502 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,490 LIKE THIS PIE. 503 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,560 WHEN I BRING IT OUT, HE'LL BE SO EXCITED, 504 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,762 HE WON'T NOTICE THE DEVASTATION IN MY EYES. 505 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,598 DEVASTATION? 506 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:19,866 MM-HMM. IT'S AN EMOTION. 507 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,868 THE KIND YOU MIGHT FEEL WHEN YOUR FRIEND CALLS 508 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,736 TO SAY YOUR HUSBAND'S LeSABRE 509 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,639 WAS SEEN IN THE PARKING LOT OF A CERTAIN MOTEL, 510 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,942 NEXT TO HIS SECRETARY'S BONNEVILLE. 511 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,713 PRACTICE YOUR MASK. 512 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,516 OH, NO. (chuckles) 513 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,750 HONEY, THAT'S TOO MUCH. 514 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:41,488 ALL YOU NEED IS THE HINT OF A SMILE. 515 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,690 PERFECT. 516 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,492 WHEN AN EXPRESSION LIKE THAT, 517 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,561 NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REALLY THINKING. 518 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,897 AND I'LL HAVE POWER OVER MEN? 519 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,767 GOD, I HOPE SO. 520 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,168 (plop) 521 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,546 (door closes) 522 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,215 (sighs deeply) 523 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,883 WHY ARE YOU ANGRY? 524 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,520 WHO SAYS I'M ANGRY? 525 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:16,623 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN READ YOU? 526 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:20,527 WELL, IF I'M SUCH AN OPEN BOOK, WHAT AM I ANGRY ABOUT? 527 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,829 SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE ANGRY. 528 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,597 I ADMIT NO SUCH THING. 529 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,836 (sighs) 530 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,539 YOU KNOW... 531 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:33,740 THIS THING YOU'RE DOING... 532 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,576 AND WHAT THING WOULD THAT BE? 533 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,546 YOU PUT ON THIS PLASTIC FACE 534 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:42,281 TO KEEP ME IN THE DARK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE REALLY FEELING. 535 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,851 A-AND I WALK AROUND ON EGGSHELLS FOR DAYS, 536 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,687 NOT KNOWING WHICH END IS UP. 537 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,557 WELL, MAYBE I DON'T FEEL SAFE 538 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,560 SHARING EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT AND EMOTION I HAVE WITH YOU. 539 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,294 HMM. 540 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,297 WELL, THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY. 541 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,633 (refrigerator door closes) 542 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,069 OF COURSE YOU CAN FEEL SAFE WITH ME. 543 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,738 I'M YOUR HUSBAND. 544 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,273 I LOVE YOU. 545 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,577 PLEASE. 546 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,214 OKAY. 547 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,016 AFTER DESSERT, 548 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:19,586 YOU PAID A CERTAIN... 549 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,721 COMPLIMENT TO GABRIELLE. 550 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,657 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. 551 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,125 IT WAS HURTFUL. 552 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,596 (laughs) 553 00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,030 TO WHO? 554 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,765 TO ME. 555 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:36,636 YOU TOLD HER SHE WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN YOU'D EVER MET. 556 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,605 SHE WAS A MODEL. I DON'T CARE. 557 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,841 YOU DON'T SAY THAT WITH YOUR WIFE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. 558 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,243 I'M GOING TO BED. 559 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,613 NOW? 560 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,183 YOU WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I WAS FEELING. 561 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,085 I'M FEELING... 562 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,221 HURT AND HUMILIATED. 563 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,625 AND I THINK YOU'RE DUMB TO FEEL THOSE THINGS. 564 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,764 ARE YOU COMING TO BED? 565 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,767 OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAY DOWN HERE AND POUT? 566 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,638 ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT MY MOTHER... 567 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,141 AND HOW INSIGHTFUL SHE WAS. 568 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,644 INSIGHTFUL ABOUT WHAT? 569 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,046 I'LL BE RIGHT ALONG. 570 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,315 I JUST WANT TO, UH... 571 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:25,317 TIDY UP FIRST. 572 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,156 OKAY. 573 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,291 OH, AND, REX? 574 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:36,128 I'LL BE SERVING BELGIAN WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST. 575 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,733 WOW. 576 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,401 THEY'RE MY FAVORITE. 577 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,037 MM. 578 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,308 SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 579 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,310 IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 580 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,280 ALTHOUGH I'M STILL A LITTLE UNCLEAR 581 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,749 AS TO WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE. 582 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,686 HAVE YOU EVER MET A MAN BY THE NAME OF RAMON SANCHEZ? 583 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,188 NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE. 584 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,155 WHY? 585 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:06,025 HE DISAPPEARED FROM HIS HOME A FEW MONTHS AGO. 586 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,695 AND WE JUST GOT A TIP 587 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,229 THAT HE'S DEAD. 588 00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,031 OH, MY. 589 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,967 YOU SAY YOU NEVER MET HIM? 590 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,337 RAMON SANCHEZ. NO, THAT NAME DOESN'T RING A BELL. 591 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,072 WELL, YOU SEE, BECAUSE OF THIS TIP, 592 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:24,343 SOMEONE OUT THERE IS ACCUSING YOU OF KILLING MR. SANCHEZ. 593 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,346 OH, GOOD HEAVENS. THAT'S JUST SILLY. 594 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,315 AND AS IT HAPPENS, 595 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:33,019 MR. SANCHEZ WAS FOUND EXACTLY 596 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,087 WHERE THE TIPSTER SAID HE WOULD BE. 597 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,723 AND WAS HE-- 598 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:37,990 DEAD? 599 00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,191 YES, MA'AM. 600 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,061 (sighs) WHAT A SHAME. 601 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:45,431 BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED AS MR. SANCHEZ'S KILLER-- 602 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,466 YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING ME IN FOR QUESTIONING. 603 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,201 I UNDERSTAND. 604 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:51,003 SO I HAVE TO ASK YOU... 605 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,238 (sets mug down) 606 00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:54,173 DID YOU KILL HIM? 607 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,111 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 608 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,953 I MUST SAY, YOU ARE HARD TO READ. 609 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,420 THANK YOU. WHAT A LOVELY COMPLIMENT. 610 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:11,390 YOU THINK THAT'S A COMPLIMENT? 611 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,325 I WAS RAISED TO BE COMPOSED AT ALL TIMES. 612 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,929 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY STRESSFUL SITUATION-- 613 00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:20,232 FINDING MYSELF ACCUSED OF A HORRIFIC CRIME. 614 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,901 AND THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD THINK 615 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,335 THAT I'M COMPORTING MYSELF 616 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,238 WITH A MEASURE OF GRACE AND DIGNITY-- 617 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,341 WELL, THAT'S A THOUGHTFUL THING TO SAY. YOU'RE VERY SWEET. 618 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,911 NOW DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 619 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,245 I HATE TO RUSH YOU, 620 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,949 BUT I'M LATE FOR THE FUNERAL OF A VERY DEAR FRIEND. 621 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,051 HMM. 622 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,287 I CAN'T THINK OF A THING. 623 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,128 WELL, IT WAS LOVELY MEETING YOU, 624 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,364 AND I DO HOPE YOU FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. SANCHEZ. 625 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,266 I'M SURE WE WILL. 626 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:03,042 SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 627 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,111 SHE'S SOMETHING ALL RIGHT. 628 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,114 I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT WE GOT BY BRINGING HER DOWN HERE. 629 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,320 WE GOT HER FINGERPRINTS. 630 00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,260 (man, amplified voice) "I AM THE RESURRECTION 631 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,461 AND THE LIFE..." AS SUSAN LISTENED 632 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:27,299 TO THE KIND WORDS THE MINISTER HAD TO SAY ABOUT MIKE, 633 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,069 SHE FOUND HERSELF AT A LOSS. 634 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:34,040 SHE KNEW PEOPLE WANTED TO HEAR FROM HER, 635 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:38,344 BUT SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WANTED TO SAY. 636 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,312 (both laugh) 637 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,181 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS. 638 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:45,117 OH, WAIT. I THINK WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY IS, 639 00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:49,055 "SUSAN, SWEET, WONDERFUL SUSAN, 640 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:52,024 "THANK YOU FOR MARRYING ME AND ALLOWING ME THE HONOR 641 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:56,295 OF CARRYING YOUR BEAUTIFUL BEHIND INSIDE OUR HOUSE." 642 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,097 YOU ARE SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW. 643 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,967 NO, I AM NOT. I'M JUST-- 644 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,302 OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY LIFE. 645 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,404 (groans) I FEEL LIKE I COULD FLOAT. 646 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,073 (strained voice) I WISH YOU COULD. 647 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,074 AAH! (laughs) 648 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,409 (laughs) OH. 649 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:14,046 YEAH, I'M HAPPY, TOO. 650 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,314 THAT'S IT? 651 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,916 "I'M HAPPY"? 652 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,418 WELL, THAT COVERS IT. 653 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:23,322 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'M NOT A BIG... WORD GUY. 654 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:26,158 OKAY. COME ON, MISTER... 655 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,127 STRONG AND SILENT. 656 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:30,963 WHAT? 657 00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,065 WRITE ME A POEM. 658 00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,901 OH, LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS STUFF. 659 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:38,070 IT'S MY WEDDING NIGHT, AND I WANT A POEM. 660 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:41,073 COME ON. LET'S GO. 661 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,143 ALL I REMEMBER IS THIS THING FROM WHEN I WAS A KID. 662 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,912 I'LL TAKE IT. 663 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,947 GIVE ME MY POEM, HUSBAND. (laughs) 664 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,348 (chuckles) 665 00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:50,883 (clears throat) 666 00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,052 I LOVE YOU ONCE. 667 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,054 I LOVE YOU TWICE. 668 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,423 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BEANS AND RICE. 669 00:30:57,456 --> 00:31:00,960 (laughs) OH. 670 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:04,163 NOW THAT IS A POEM. OH. 671 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,202 IT'S REALLY SMART YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS. 672 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:13,940 WHEN PEOPLE DIE WITHOUT A WILL, IT CAN BE A NIGHTMARE. 673 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,009 YOU OKAY, HONEY? 674 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,178 OF COURSE I'M OKAY. 675 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,948 WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT US DYING 676 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,983 FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS. 677 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:27,119 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, NOBODY ENJOYS THIS. 678 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,955 I'M SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT. 679 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:30,422 YOU GOT ANY CANCER PAMPHLETS IN THERE? 680 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,058 IN CASE WE FINISH EARLY. 681 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,060 SUSAN, COME ON. THIS IS IMPORTANT. 682 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,962 WE GOT THE BABY COMING. WE GOT THE HOUSE. 683 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,629 I'M NOT SAYING A WILL ISN'T IMPORTANT. 684 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,632 I'M SAYING IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 685 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,268 WE SHOULD TAKE A WALK OR SOMETHING 686 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:45,104 AND DEAL WITH THIS DYING STUFF... 687 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,974 ON A NICE, DREARY, RAINY DAY. 688 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,343 UM, BATHROOM'S RIGHT THERE, BOB. 689 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,979 I DON'T NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. 690 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,682 OR MAYBE I DO. 691 00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,719 (sighs) 692 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,654 OKAY. WHAT IS IT? 693 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,591 (sighs) WE'RE JINXING US. 694 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:09,061 BY DOING THIS, WE'RE TELLING DEATH, "COME ON IN." 695 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:12,031 NO, IT'S WHEN YOU DON'T DO THIS THAT IT'S A JINX. 696 00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,033 LOOK, I'M A PLUMBER, AND IT'S ALWAYS 697 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,601 THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE 698 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,269 WHOSE TOILETS EXPLODE. 699 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,671 IS IT WHAT THEY EAT? 700 00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,008 MISSING MY POINT. 701 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:24,176 NO, AVOIDING YOUR POINT. 702 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,244 GO WASH YOUR HANDS. 703 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,714 PLEASE? 704 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:31,017 WE'LL DO IT SATURDAY. I PROMISE. 705 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:35,554 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S TOUGH, BUT INDULGE ME, OKAY? 706 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,024 BECAUSE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS, 707 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,658 THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO ME 708 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:42,028 THAN KNOWING THAT YOU AND YOU... 709 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,597 ARE TAKEN CARE OF. 710 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,270 BOB, COME ON! 711 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:55,074 WE'RE NOT PAYING YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 712 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,178 OH, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 713 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:02,081 NONE OF THAT KOBE BEEF, ARUGULA, AND GOAT CHEESE NONSENSE. 714 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,715 GIVE ME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GROUND BEEF, 715 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,785 AMERICAN CHEESE, AND ICEBERG LETTUCE ANY DAY. 716 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,720 WELL, I AM GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY, 717 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,622 BUT I AM NOT SURE THAT ANY BURGER IS 718 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,558 WORTH A HALF-HOUR DRIVE IN THE CAR. 719 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,061 THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN A BITE YET. 720 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:19,531 JUANITA SAID MRS. VAN DE KAMP'S BOYFRIEND GOT KILLED BY A CAR. 721 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,700 UH, YES. 722 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,535 YES, HE DID. 723 00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:24,703 UM... 724 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,338 AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 725 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,673 IT WAS VERY SAD. 726 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,275 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. 727 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,277 AS LONG AS WE REMEMBER TO LOOK BOTH WAYS 728 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,712 BEFORE WE CROSS THE STREET, THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN TO US. 729 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,084 WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE DIE? 730 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,257 (mouth full) WELL, YOU KNOW, WE GO TO HEAVEN. 731 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,726 I KNOW, BUT DOES EVERYONE GO? 732 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,698 EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL GO TO HEAVEN. 733 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:56,635 WHAT ABOUT ANIMALS? 734 00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,537 ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN, TOO. 735 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,107 WHAT ABOUT BUGS? 736 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,342 BUGS ARE ANNOYING. 737 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,277 WE DON'T WANT BUGS IN HEAVEN. 738 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,579 WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS THAT EAT THE BUGS? 739 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:08,814 WON'T THEY STARVE? 740 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:11,817 YOU'RE RIGHT. 741 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,652 THERE ARE BUGS IN HEAVEN. 742 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,222 BUT IF ALL THE PEOPLE AND ALL THE ANIMALS 743 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,757 AND ALL THE BUGS THAT EVER LIVED GO TO HEAVEN, 744 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,692 ISN'T IT SUPER CROWDED? 745 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,628 NO, SWEETIE. 746 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:24,696 HEAVEN IS PERFECT. 747 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,699 HOW IS IT PERFECT? I MEAN, WHAT'S IT LIKE? 748 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,136 YOU WANNA JUMP IN HERE? 749 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,673 (mouth full) BUDDY, THIS IS HEAVEN. 750 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,775 IT IS? 751 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,644 SURE. SITTING WITH THE PEOPLE 752 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:41,280 YOU LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, 753 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,849 EATING A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES--IT'S GOTTA BE HEAVEN. 754 00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,686 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS HEAVEN? WHAT? 755 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,687 THAT PLACE WE FISH. 756 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,788 NEAR THE WATERFALL? 757 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,223 YEP. HEAVEN. 758 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,791 AND WHEN WE WATCH FOOTBALL TOGETHER 759 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:55,227 AND MOM BRINGS US TRAYS OF SNACKS. 760 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,728 THAT'S HEAVEN, TOO? 761 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,630 IF HEAVEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST PLACE YOU CAN BE, 762 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,699 DON'T ALL THOSE PLACES SOUND LIKE IT TO YOU? 763 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:07,873 (mouth full) WHAT ARE HAMBURGERS MADE OUT OF? 764 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,541 'CAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE NOT HAM. 765 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:10,809 (chuckles) 766 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,182 (amplified voice) THANK YOU FOR COMING 767 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:19,218 TO HELP HONOR MIKE DELFINO'S LIFE. 768 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:22,921 THE FAMILY INVITES YOU TO JOIN THEM AT THE CEMETERY. 769 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,523 UH... 770 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,460 I CHANGED MY MIND. 771 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,928 (amplified voice) HI. 772 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,232 I-I WASN'T, UH, PLANNING TO SAY ANYTHING 773 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:36,768 BECAUSE, UH... 774 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:40,672 I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. 775 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:44,543 MIKE AND I NEVER TALKED ABOUT 776 00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:46,645 WHAT HE WANTED FOR A FUNERAL. 777 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:51,883 I THINK IT'S BECAUSE, UM... 778 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,719 WELL, YOU KNOW MIKE. 779 00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:57,556 HE... WASN'T REALLY MUCH OF A TALKER. 780 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,692 SOME OF YOU, 781 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:04,596 AS YOU CAME BY TO HUG ME TODAY, 782 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:07,666 YOU SAID THAT HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE. 783 00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:12,671 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I... 784 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,907 I REALIZE NOW... 785 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,943 HE IS. 786 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:23,649 HE... IS IN A DINER... 787 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:29,588 EATING CHEESEBURGERS WITH HIS FAMILY... 788 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,959 AND HE'S FISHING 789 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,894 AT A WATERFALL... 790 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:42,668 AND HE'S WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH HIS SON, 791 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,671 YELLING LIKE A MANIAC. 792 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,407 SO... 793 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:53,412 SINCE HE HAS TO BE IN... 794 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,514 ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PLACES... 795 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:03,855 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO HIM NOW. 796 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,899 GOOD-BYE, MIKE. 797 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,839 (sniffles) 798 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,781 I LOVE YOU ONCE. 799 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:32,684 I LOVE YOU TWICE. 800 00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,587 OH. 801 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,424 (whispers) I LOVE YOU MORE THAN BEANS AND RICE. 802 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:49,501 (Renee, amplified voice) * AMAZING 803 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,803 * GRACE 804 00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:54,773 * HOW SWEET 805 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,743 * THE SOUND 806 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,712 * THAT SAVED 807 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:03,815 * A WRETCH 808 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:09,921 * LIKE ME 809 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,492 * I ONCE 810 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,695 * WAS LOST 811 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:19,798 * BUT NOW 812 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,601 * I'M FOUND 813 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,371 * WAS BLIND 814 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:28,740 * BUT NOW 815 00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:33,812 * I SEE 816 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:37,783 * 'TWAS GRACE 817 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,752 * THAT TAUGHT 818 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:46,392 * MY HEART TO FEAR 819 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,794 * AND GRACE 820 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,663 * MY FEARS 821 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:56,535 * RELIEVED 822 00:38:56,568 --> 00:39:01,807 * HOW PRECIOUS DID 823 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,743 * THAT GRACE 824 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,446 * APPEAR 825 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,648 * THE HOUR 826 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,784 * I FIRST 827 00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:17,689 * BELIEVED 828 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:24,162 * THROUGH MANY DANGERS 829 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:29,535 * TOILS AND SNARES 830 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,504 * I HAVE 831 00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:39,711 * ALREADY COME 832 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,881 * 'TIS GRACE 833 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,884 * THAT BROUGHT 834 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,721 * ME SAFE 835 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:52,558 * THUS FAR 836 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,561 * AND GRACE 837 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,730 * WILL LEAD 838 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:06,171 * ME HOME 839 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,708 (mouth full) YOU KNOW WHAT? MIKE WAS RIGHT. 840 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,511 THIS WAS THE BEST FREAKING BURGER I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. 841 00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:13,745 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 842 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:20,118 SUSAN, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN A THING. AREN'T YOU STARVING? 843 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:25,591 0-5-1-6-0-2. 844 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,695 I-I JUST REMEMBERED-- 845 00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,663 IT'S MIKE'S PASSWORD FOR HIS VOICE MAIL. 846 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:34,132 I HAVE TO CALL THE CELL PHONE COMPANY, 847 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,635 OR THEY'RE GONNA CHARGE US FOR AN EXTRA MONTH. 848 00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,504 I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU. 849 00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,706 I WILL CALL THEM FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. 850 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,614 M.J. SIGNED... UP 851 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:51,717 FOR PITCHING FOR LITTLE LEAGUE THIS YEAR. 852 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,652 MIKE WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH HIM. 853 00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:56,087 OH, HONEY, I'LL SEND CARLOS OVER TO COACH HIM. 854 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,824 I GAVE HIM TWO GIRLS WHO HATE SPORTS, SO HE'LL BE THRILLED. 855 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:01,760 (voice breaking) MIKE WAS ALWAYS CHECKING THE TIRES ON OUR CAR 856 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,629 WITH THIS THINGY. 857 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:08,066 (crying) I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE THINGY IS. 858 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,269 I JUST KNOW IT WAS IMPORTANT AND IT KEPT US SAFE. 859 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,139 HEY. HEY. TOM'S STILL TAKING CARE OF OUR CARS. 860 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,743 I'LL JUST TELL HIM TO ADD YOURS TO HIS TO-DO LIST FROM NOW ON. 861 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,645 (sniffles) 862 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:22,113 OH. 863 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,717 SUSAN, WE ARE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN 864 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,152 TO HOLD YOU UP, OKAY? 865 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,721 (sniffles) OKAY. 866 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:33,692 YES, AS MUCH AS DEATH TAKES FROM US, 867 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:35,827 IT ALSO GIVES. 868 00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:39,665 IT TEACHES US WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT... 869 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:46,572 LIKE GIVING BACK AFTER A LIFETIME OF TAKING... 870 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,776 GOING AFTER SOMETHING 871 00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:53,745 WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET GO OF... 872 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:03,589 OR LOOKING BACK ON WHAT MADE US WHO WE ARE. 873 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:12,030 BUT SOMETIMES THE LESSONS LEARNED AFTER A PERSON'S DEATH 874 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:15,033 AREN'T THE ONES WE EXPECTED. 875 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,602 FORENSICS SAYS THE PRINTS ON THE MUG 876 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,704 MATCH THE PRINTS WE FOUND ON THE DEAD GUY. 877 00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:22,674 WHOLE TIME SHE WAS DATING CHUCK, I NEVER TRUSTED HER. 878 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,810 YOU THINK WE GOT ENOUGH TO ARREST HER? 879 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,344 PROBABLY. 880 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,613 LET'S HOLD OFF. 881 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:31,617 I WANNA MAKE SURE WE GET ENOUGH TO PUT THIS BITCH AWAY FOR GOOD.